Monday, October 15, 2012

"Who would win in a fight? Superman or Thor?"

Ah, the age-old questions, the ones that truly matter, never seem to find an answer, do they?

Superman is copyrighted and TM DC Comics, Inc. Thor is copyrighted and TM Marvel Comics, Inc.  Their combined power terrifies me far less than the lawyers for either company.


Seriously, over the years, I've sharpened my writing skills by working on exercises that I knew might never see public scrutiny.  These included business plans, comic book scripts, television "bibles," anything that struck my fancy at the time.

At one time, I thought monologs were what led off The Tonight Show or actors read them during auditions to get a gig.  But one of my brothers-from-another-mother, Paul Barile, produced a terrific theater event that he called "The Monodogs of War."

The idea was that a writer would be paired up with an actor (although one time, that actor was me).  We would be given a subject, such as a line from President Barack Obama's inauguration speech or the Wikipedia history of the City of Chicago.  Then the actor and the writer would confer for five minutes before the latter is given 25 minutes to hand-write a three or four-minute monologue that incorporated the subject line.

Afterwards, a panel of judges would eliminate half the teams.  The wining writer/actor pairs would go at it again with a different trigger.  The panel then selected an ultimate winner while the audience selected a favorite of their own.  During the entire process, everyone drinks a lot and laughter ensues.

See?  Everyone's happy!


Not too many years ago, I wrote a story for my own amusement concerning Superman.  This tale harkened back to his earliest days when he operated more in the shadows, when everyone was afraid of him.  Thus, he did his good deeds mostly as Clark Kent.  During the course of the story, he realized that perhaps his work as a reporter could do every bit as much good as being the Man of Steel, maybe even more.

The piece had to contain four parameters:

1. No character from the DC Universe could be named.
2. It didn't have to adhere to the Three-Act Play structure (more on this in a future blog), but it did require at least one instance of external conflict.
3. This story would occur in OUR world, not strictly the four-color one of the comics.
4. It could only be around 1,000 words.


It took a few days, but I managed to hammer the story out.  The monolog helped me get into the character's head so if I had to write, say, a novel or a screenplay about Superman, I could do it more easily.  In fact, the character would now be likely to drag me along for the ride as he sculpted the plot with his reactions, not that I minded in the least.

Part of the submission process to submit to my friends at Audio Movies Club (www.audiomoviesclub.com) included writing a sentence or two about each character in the play.  This exercise not only helped the voice actors to understand your characterizations, but this also demonstrated that you had a handle on the different fictional personalities as well.

Recently, Paul put out a call for monologs for a future project and of course, I had to submit something.  So I worked up a tale of Bruce Wayne on the verge of Christmas day.  What kind of Christmas would he have?  Did he even have a normal Christmas since his parents were murdered?  As you and I would anticipate our holidays to be with loved ones and exchange presents, how might pragmatic, logical Bruce Wayne plan his personal holiday?



For a moment, I recall my seventh Christmas with my family.  I never got my eighth in the foster home.  My holidays died with my parents.  Instead of jingle bells, I now hear gunshots, my mother's screams, and the clatter of unstrung pearls striking the cold pavement, their percussion decaying in the chill of the night where my war on crime began.  On that night, at my bedside, I vowed to turn myself into a nocturnal soldier, warring on the superstitious, cowardly lot that preyed on their betters.

That boy would have his holiday.  And dammit, so will every other child in my city.

Art by Neal Adams, Batman & Ra's Al-Ghul are copyrighted and TM DC Comics, Inc.


So why write a monologue?  Aside from mastering another form of writing, which is always useful, it's a good record of a character, a snapshot of the person's mental state and history,   If you must walk away from the story, a quick re-reading will serve to place you back into the psyche of that character.  Consistency is assured.

So who's your favorite character?  Whether you are an actor studying to nail a role, a costumer who want to slide into character more easily, or a writer whose words are to make a fiction seem real, try writing a brief monolog.  Read it aloud.  Does it sound like the person you wish to bring to life?

THIS WEEK'S EXERCISE: Write up to 1,000 words in first person about your favorite fictional or historical character encountering a potentially challenging holiday situation.  For instance, how might Archie Bunker avoid Mike Stivic during National Brotherhood Week?  How would Ebeneezer Scrooge celebrate the following Christmas after meeting the Three Ghosts?  Imagine Cathy deliberating whether or not to send Heathcliff a Valentine's Day letter.

Have fun with this.  Leave comments below and tell me what you did.

He's blurry, but his eyes not only follow you around the room, but they follow you into the next room as well.


Other bits of business:

Thank you all for enduring my irregular blogging as of late as well as your compliments.  One of the reasons I'm otherwise engaged is I'm writing a book entitled Networking Made Way Too Simple that I hope to have out before the end of the year on Kindle and then in paperback form after the first of the year.  It's a painless way to master the job seeker's most potent tool.

Speaking of e-publication, check out my friend Kelly M. Edwards' first novel, Scorcher (Forces of Nature).  It's the first installment of a trilogy that's worth your attention.  So check it out here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009NOIGB4

Kelly will also be writing a guest installment of this blog in the very near future.  Be on the lookout for that!

While I'm plugging my friends, give some love to Billie Jo Ellis, an illustrator and designer that you're going to be hearing a lot about pretty soon.  Check out her work at www.bjellisart.com and let her know Freelance Words sent you.

By the way, Kelly and Billie Jo have Facebook pages for their works.  Give 'em a LIKE and feel your karma points adjust into the positives.

I've just joined Pinterest.  I've dipped my toe in the water, but little more than that.  PLEASE feel free to friend me there, okay?

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Feel free to leave a comment below, if you wish.  Until we meet again, be good to yourself and be good to each other.



Tuesday, October 2, 2012

"How Can You Miss Me If I Don't Go Away?"




I know, I know ... you've been asking, "Where the heck has Brian been?"

Busier than a Van Helsing at a Twilight convention, that's how busy your not-so-humble typist has been!

First of all, I attended the amazing Popeye Picnic in Chester, Illinois in early September.  The people of Chester definitely know how to put on a party!  The town where Thimble Theatre creator Elsie Segar was raised, and where some of the locals inspired many of the characters in the famous newspaper strip.

On State Route 3, welcome home, spinach fan.  (photo copyright 2012 Cookie Morris)


I also got to see Nicola Cuti, filmmaker and former Assistant Editor at Charlton Comics and co-creator of E-Man.  This man couldn't know it at the time, but way back when, he sent me a small pamphlet on comic book production that set me down the path of writing. He was a kind man, just as he was when I saw him at an Indianapolis comic book convention back in the mid-'70s.

The freelancer and Nicola Cuti (R) at the 2012 Popeye Picnic (photo copyright 2012 Brian K. Morris)

I"ll scribble down my adventures on the banks of the Mississippi River later on, promise!  Needless to say, it was a good time, especially thanks to the kind people of Chester and friends like Debbie & Mike Brooks (presidents of The International Popeye Fan Club at www.popeyethesailor.com), artist Ken Wheaton (and his mom), new buddy Donnie Pitchford, and indefatigable hostess Cathy Rinne, to say nothing of the staff of  the Chester Public Library who all made for a great and memorable weekend. 

Also, I've been spending time setting up my business website: www.freelancewords.com.  If anyone tells you that setting up a website is easy, slap them for me, would you?  Granted, I had a template to work with, but it certainly wasn't easy ... although I admit I tend to overthink some things, my website among them, apparently.

Anyway, I am now in business.  My specialties are copy writing, multi-media scripting, and e-publishing.  I've spent a lifetime learning this stuff, now I can put my talents to use for you, your company, or your friend's business.  Please feel free to pass on the news of my website, which not-coincidentally is named after this blog ... or is it the other way around?  Who knows?

During this time, I collected ideas for future blogs which will be appearing over the next few months.  In addition, I'll be retooling this blog just a bit.  I'll try to add more graphics, keep you posted on Freelance Words (the business), and I'll be serializing my first two e-books.

The first tome will be a non-fiction book on networking and the other is a childrens book that I think you'll all appreciate.  Keep visiting this blog and my website for updates, okay?

Also, I'll be offering exercises for you that I hope will inspire you to kick down the barriers that limit your own creativity.  Plus, they'll be fun!

So what is the tie-in to this blog's theme?  While it was a pain to do -- and at times, I thought I'd never finish and almost gave up -- the final result was worth it to me.  I now have a website that's in MY voice that's delivering MY message to the world.  And as a "living document," the site will grow and change to reflect any changes in my business as well as my own personal evolution.  It's "good enough" right now ... but I know what will make it better, having written and designed the site.

I'd never written copy for an entire sales website before ... just as I'd never blogged before last spring ... but if I didn't try, I wouldn't know if I was any good at it.  Also, by doing this, I learned a lot about my new business -- what to offer, how to describe it and what to not mention -- as well as honing my design skills.

Just because you've never done it before, NEVER use that as an excuse for not attempting something new.  If you are an actor, try directing.  If you script nothing but comedy plays, write a dramatic monologue.  If you paint pastoral scenes, do a pencil study of a futuristic, Mega City One (for your Judge Dredd fans) on a winter's day.

Don't just step outside your box.  Kick the walls down!

Then take the lessons you learn back to your specialty.

Always challenge yourself.  Never stop growing.

So what can you do that will kick down your limitations?  Write me at bkmorris56@gmail.com and tell me.  Or check out the Freelance Words website (and don't forget to visit my friends' links ... tell them I sent you!), hire me for an estimate on a creative consultation, and I'll see you soon with a new blog entry.